Homework:Writing: 15 minutes, 4 nights a week
Reading: 15 minutes 4 nights a week + entries in reading log everytime. Use the new Reading Log 2.0
Humanities: Sustainability Notebooks, due 10/19
Finish definitions for Environmental Sustainability chapter, due 10/23
Math:
SL 2.4
test corrections
SMJ 57
bring in graphs
review SRB 4
French: not on the board
Spanish: not on the board
Science: Ecological footprint, due 10/19
Good Life reading, due 10/23
Other:
Notes:We celebrated our first piece of writing today. I was really impressed with everyone's commitment to their own writing, and to reading and suppporting the writing of others. I'm looking forward to the work we'll do throughout the year in our writing notebooks.
Because of picture day we had to struggle through a humanities lesson at the end of the day. It wasn't easy, but thanks for all your hard work
Joke:
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five
minutes straight without repeating himself.
The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets mad and says, "That's it. I'll get you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet.
This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer.
For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly goes very quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot.
Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
(Many thanks to Bob!)